The Basics I think you should know:
About Myself
I am an Australopithecus afarensis. I was discovered by Donald Johanson and Tom Gray in 1974 in Ethiopia. I was a 62 pound, 25 year old girl who was only three feet and 6 inches tall. I lived 3.2 million year ago, but my exact birth and death date was never determined.
Likes and Dislikes
Likes:
I love archaeology. Rocks and fossils fascinate me. Its almost like I am one with the rocks, Oh wait I am...
I have a huge crush on every single one of the Beatles members. Their songs are classic!
Dislikes:
It truly bothers me when people think I am a Australopithecun africanus when I am obviously an Australopithecus afarensis! (when I was first discovered, I was believed to be an Australopithecun africanus but Charles C. Johanson proved everyone wrong and got to choose a scientific name himself)
I love archaeology. Rocks and fossils fascinate me. Its almost like I am one with the rocks, Oh wait I am...
I have a huge crush on every single one of the Beatles members. Their songs are classic!
Dislikes:
It truly bothers me when people think I am a Australopithecun africanus when I am obviously an Australopithecus afarensis! (when I was first discovered, I was believed to be an Australopithecun africanus but Charles C. Johanson proved everyone wrong and got to choose a scientific name himself)
Friends and Enemies
Friends:
Donal C. Johanson of corse! He's the one who found me buried in the ground.
Enemies:
Ardi stole all my thunder! He was discovered in 1992 and is 4.4 million years old. He took the title of oldest human fossilized skeletal remains away from me which made me really mad. Even worst, the found more of him than they found of me. He was 110 pounds and stood 4 feet tall. The only thing that makes feel better about all of this is that he is a different species than I am. He's a Ardipithecus ramidus so he had opposable big toes and thumbs for climbing trees. He was more of a monkey than he was a human.
Donal C. Johanson of corse! He's the one who found me buried in the ground.
Enemies:
Ardi stole all my thunder! He was discovered in 1992 and is 4.4 million years old. He took the title of oldest human fossilized skeletal remains away from me which made me really mad. Even worst, the found more of him than they found of me. He was 110 pounds and stood 4 feet tall. The only thing that makes feel better about all of this is that he is a different species than I am. He's a Ardipithecus ramidus so he had opposable big toes and thumbs for climbing trees. He was more of a monkey than he was a human.
Relationship Status
I was dating the bed rock for 3 million years, but ever since Donald C. Johanson found me and named me after the Beatles song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds", I have convinced myself I am in a relationship with John Lennon. We have so much in common! He's dead. I'm dead. He's influential and famous. I'm influential and famous. It's perfect.